You should be a non smoker.
You should write me a message that I can understand. I am 44 not 24...wot iz ths al abt?
Hello how are you?...is NOT a message...it is both boring and unoriginal and shall be deleted.
However...
If you are aged between 38 - 52, then I would consider you to be in 'my age range'. Young men and older chaps - I'm really sorry...
I'm a woman looking for some fun times. NSA fun needed am new to this, so come on guys give. Me a hand and show me what to do , if I don't message back it's because I've not been approved yet, I am wanting some soon , would be fab mel xx
Happy go lucky G.S.O.H,luv a little sarcasm n banter life is way to short
Not lookin for anythin to serious just lots of NSA fun
Interests-F1,cars n motor bikes bit of a "PETROL HEAD" also anything to do with mechanical engineering
My filters are set from 25 to 46 n no more than 30miles away :)
No pic or profile no chat
Hope to hear from u soon x ;)
Hi
Just testing the waters to see who is out there.
Im looking for someone who is genuine, intelligent and has a good sense of humour - being genuine is very important to me.
So fellas if you have your cock out on your profile pic then sorry you dont even get past go!! Lol
Im no prude but jesus put it away!! You gotta leave sommat for the imagination...
Okay so the wildest thing.....passenger in a wagon....nude......and appoligies if u get an automated mesage...this site seems to send lots
I am a busy, single, happy, slim, articulate. discerning woman who wants to meet up with a man who takes pride in his appearance, and doesn't take life too seriously. Not looking for endless online chat / cyber meets but real life experiences. Please do not contact me if you are married, or in a relationship?
Friendly, professional, horny, busty size 22 blonde! ;) Ideally looking for drinks, good conversation and giggles with a professional gent, followed by a really hot night in a hotel! If you're well-endowed - even better!
Just looking for nice guys... casually; although some of you have about as much panache as a politician with 3 swimming pools to pay for.....these types do not get replies.
My interests... apart from the obvious; I enjoy horse racing; playing guitar; and walking my 140 lb dog:)
Lol, To save me repeating myself; he is a Neapolitan Mastiff.
looking to have some fun
open-minded to most things
all I ask for is not to be fed any bullshit
May be fickle of me but will want to exchange pics of each other's face, early doors please. Saves from wasting each others time if not attracted to one another :)...... None of us are on here to find pen pals
are we?! Xx
Have tried to keep the above...
I am a keep fit freak, love sex and looking for fun with a no tie relationship. desperate for sex !!!!!
widowed lady looking for a very good friend possibly leading to a relationship ,quite shy initially but i am very broadminded,not looking for just sexual times, but to enjoy each others company ..and have some nice and fun times. .
Im a happy go lucky local girl and im looking for the same in a bloke, dont want complicated, just fun and games im very broad minded and have given most things a go! so hopefully i can educate you!.
my name is julie im 46 and married.we have kids so we wont be able to meet at a drop of a hat. my husband and i have spoken about doing more exciting things so we decided to come on here. we have tried dogging and group sex. i do things alone and also with my husband there. but if its couples my husband as to be there hes stright...
I am on here to window shop and see what is out there locally as I don't get out much because I'm a full time mum. I am a genuine person, I'm not good looking, I probably see myself as 'average looking'. I am a picky person when it comes to meeting people. If you are under 40, under 6ft tall and think we'll get on, get in touch.
If you've got a cock pic up not interested, i can talk to cocks on a sat night down the pub.
I'm looking for my mr right and a relationship NO one night stands NO phone or cam sex
I am looking for a guy who is funny and easy going not to serious and who doesn't really take the piss. I enjoy going out for nice food and good wine, and relaxing in front of the tele with a takeaway and a vino. I enjoy spending time with my family and taking my ferrets out.
Ask me!
I'm looking for discrete encounters with a regular chap. Nothing heavy.
Bar any major dramas I'll meet when I say I will and this needs to be asap after initial messaging. No months of chit chat please!
I've yet to meet someone who changes my mind about my mantra:
Men are fickle
They talk bullsh*t
Don't ever trust them!
Happy to be proven wrong!!
Sue x
Age is a mere number, I'm fun loving confident , been separated 2 years. Would love to be taken out wine dined etc I love the finer things in life . Adore kissing , I want some fun and attention possibly leading to more . I feel free after a 27 year monogamous relationship !!!!!
Hi there, recently separated and getting use to the single life and looking for someone to share my spare time with.
I'm looking for someone who is fun, doesn't take himself too seriously and can make me laugh so a good sense of humour is a must!
I'd prefer someone either slightly younger or older than me, preferably fit and attractive, no 'extra pounds' please and definitely a non smoker....